Saturday Night (Live)!

well it's saturday night and how are you all out there?
(crowd cheers uncontrollably and one guy throws himself on the stage only to be stopped by security)
any ways i hope your ready for a great show tonight because we are so busy trying to make the best show thst you will love it! first up.....HEADLINE NEWS with HOT-GIRL:
well there are some bright days to come. hot hot and hot! oh and on the front of the newspaper this morning, hot-girl's friends had seen a boy take off his shirt in a track meet and will not tell HOT-GIRL which is angering HOT-GIRL and hot-girl's other friend WEIRD-GIRL too! as soon as HOT-GIRL'S FRIEND reads this post she nust call immediatly or a storm may develop which would cause a world meltdown! thankyou!

well i guess news is okay for now. now for the letters!

first letter:
hi!
i'm your biggest fan and i love you HOT-GIRL! will you marry me?
HOT-GUY

well..........no thanks.
second letter:
hi!
you are so hot! why have you not posted in such a while.
i miss you
girl-who-misses-you

well lets just say i was busy which is entirely false because i was just doing homework and my mom was always hogging the computer and i kept forgetting but..........i'm sorry and i'll try to post more often!

that's all for today folks but please stay tune because a storm may erupt and we will all die. thankkyou and good night!